Joe turns to Jim and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without nothing to look forward to - and its all because I don't have a decent education. I think tomorrow I am going over to that community college and sign up for some colleges classes."
Jim says "Well I thinks that's a good idea Joe". They finish their beers and leave.
The next day, Joe goes out to the community college on his lunch hour and talks to an Admissions Counselor. After interviewing Joe the Counselor recommends Joe sign up for two upcoming classes he thinks might be fun for Joe. The Counselor recommends Joe take History and Logic.
"Logic?" Joe asks "What's the heck kind of course is that?"
The Admissions Counselor says, "Its a really fun course that teaches you how to think. Let me give you an example.
Do you own a weed eater?"
"Yes I do" Joe replies.
"Well then logically speaking I can only presume since you own a weed eater you have a yard."
"That's true" Joe says "I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," says the counselor. "Now because you have a yard, its only logical you have a house." "Well yes, I do have a house" says Joe.
"See how this Logic works?" the counselor says.
Now because you have a house its only logical you would have a family."
"Yes, I do have a family" says Joe.
"Since you have a family, then logically you must have a wife" "Yes I do have a wife" says Joe.
"Now because you have a wife, then logic dictates that you must be a heterosexual male."
"That's true, I am a heterosexual" says Joe.
"WOW! That's amazing you were able to find out all of that stuff about me all from just knowing I own a weed eater."
Joe is now really excited about taking this Logic class and shakes the Counselor's hand. Joe can't wait for his classes to begin.
Later that evening Joe meets his good buddy Jim and their favorite bar and Jim asks "Well Joe, did you go out to the community college today and sign up for any classes? "I sure did" Says Joe.
"Well what did you sign up for" Jim asks.
"Two classes, History and Logic" Joe responds.
"Logic?" asks Jim, "What the heck is Logic about?"
"Well, let me give you a good an example" Joe says.
"Do you own a weed eater Jim?"
"Nope." said Jim.
"Well logic tells me you must be gay".
"That's true, I am a heterosexual" says Joe.
"WOW! That's amazing you were able to find out all of that stuff about me all from just knowing I own a weed eater."
Joe is now really excited about taking this Logic class and shakes the Counselor's hand. Joe can't wait for his classes to begin.
Later that evening Joe meets his good buddy Jim and their favorite bar and Jim asks "Well Joe, did you go out to the community college today and sign up for any classes? "I sure did" Says Joe.
"Well what did you sign up for" Jim asks.
"Two classes, History and Logic" Joe responds.
"Logic?" asks Jim, "What the heck is Logic about?"
"Well, let me give you a good an example" Joe says.
"Do you own a weed eater Jim?"
"Nope." said Jim.
"Well logic tells me you must be gay".
