Now you don't have to be an Einstein to know what this Bernie Sanders supporter thinks. He thinks the guy down the bar is a big conservative. So as loudly as he can he shouts out - "Bartender Give Drinks to Everyone in the bar except that conservative jerk with the hat sitting at the bar".
The bartender quickly pours out everyone a drink as directed and the conservative guy down the bar turns to the man who ordered the drinks and gives him a great big smile and says "Thank You Very Much Sir".
Now this infuriates the guy who ordered the drinks - so once again he loudly orders "Drinks for Everyone Bartender except that conservative jerk sitting down there".
Again the drinks does as directed and gives everyone except the conservative guy as a drink. As before the conservative guy turns to the man who ordered all the drinks and politely says "Thank You Again Sir".
The guy who ordered the two rounds of drinks is now fuming. So for a third time he yells "Bartender Drinks for Everyone again except that conservation asshole down the bar". The conservative guy just continues to sip on his beer until all the drinks are served then once again her turns to guy who ordered them - smiles and says very loudly "Thank You Again my Friend".
The guy ordering the drinks quietly motions for the bartender to come over then asks What the hell is the matter with idiot down there. I have orders three rounds of drinks for everyone in this bar except him and all that silly ass does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts or something?
Oh no replied the bartender - He owns this place.
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