History of Ralph's Rabbit Ranch

History of Ralph's Rabbit Ranch

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Anyone ever heard of the Purina Dog Food Diet?

Yesterday I went to Wal-Mart and there was a guy in the line ahead of me with a large bag of Purina dog chow. I didn’t mean to ease drop but the lady directly behind him and in front of me asked the guy if he had a dog. The guy replied no but said he was going to start the Purina Diet again". 

He said he probably shouldn't, because last time he went on it he ended up in the hospital, however he did lose over 50 pounds before he awoke in the intensive care unit. 

He told the lady the Purina Diet is perfect diet and very easy diet to follow. The way it works is to load your pockets with few Purina nuggets and then you simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The nuggets are actually nutritious and offer a well balanced blend of essential vitamins so it’s a complete diet. Anyway now that he recovered he was ready to go back on it again.

All of us in the check line were enthralled with this Purina Diet. None of us ever heard of it before. Then this lady right behind me chimed in and said "Well if I ended up in a hospital intensive care unit with food poisoning because of a diet I would never go back on that diet again". 

The guy said his hospital visit had nothing to do with food poisoning.  He said he had stepped off the curb to sniff and Irish Setter's ass and a car hit him. 
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