Anyone ever heard of the Purina Dog Food Diet?

Yesterday I went to Wal-Mart and there was a guy in the line ahead of me with a large bag of Purina dog chow. I didn’t mean to ease drop but the lady directly behind him and in front of me asked the guy if he had a dog. The guy replied no but said he was going to start the Purina Diet again". 

He said he probably shouldn't, because last time he went on it he ended up in the hospital, however he did lose over 50 pounds before he awoke in the intensive care unit. 

He told the lady the Purina Diet is perfect diet and very easy diet to follow. The way it works is to load your pockets with few Purina nuggets and then you simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The nuggets are actually nutritious and offer a well balanced blend of essential vitamins so it’s a complete diet. Anyway now that he recovered he was ready to go back on it again.

All of us in the check line were enthralled with this Purina Diet. None of us ever heard of it before. Then this lady right behind me chimed in and said "Well if I ended up in a hospital intensive care unit with food poisoning because of a diet I would never go back on that diet again". 

The guy said his hospital visit had nothing to do with food poisoning.  He said he had stepped off the curb to sniff and Irish Setter's ass and a car hit him. 

Rabbit Fact # 12

Rabbit meat is one of the best white meats available on the market today.  It has a high percentage of easily digestible protein and contains the least amount of fat among all other available meets.

Rabbit Fact # 11

The ratio of meat to bone on a rabbit is high.  This means there is more edible meat on the carcass of a rabbit than there is on a chicken

Rabbit Fact # 10

Most people don't know this but rabbits are one of the most productive domestic livestock animals. Rabbits will produce 6 pounds of meat on the same amount of feed and water that it takes a cow to produce just 1 pound of meat.